ALTim having a moment
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Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.
Omg I love the moon
I’m so in
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
[video description: The caption on the video reads “We don’t get second takes in wildlife medicine”. A wildlife medical technician stands in blue scrubs, holding a great horned owl in front of a metal “kennel” enclosure. He says (and demonstrates as he talks), “This owl just woke up from anesthesia, and so to put the bird back you have to make sure that you stay safe as you replace the bird back in its kennel. So main areas you have to be careful of are the wings, the beak, and the talons. So to safely return them to the kennel so they don’t hurt themselves or you, what you want to do is secure the wings with your hand, have the face pointing away from you so they don’t fly backwards out of the kennel. And then you want to put their feet flat on the ground…facing forward. And then…” The owl falls face forward onto the towel lining the kennel with an audible thud. “And then a little plunk .” (camera operator starts laughing) “You all right? There we go. Hi!” The technician helps the owl to its feet and closes the kennel door, and then the camera operator says, “these boots aren’t made for walking”.]
We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes😂👆
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
Please I’m running low on juice
it ain’t worth the risk
yawpkatsi
